Jurong Bird Park

Take a look at Madeline Wee's pro-ness. Nope it's not printed, it's drawn -.-

Yah okay anw, my family headed to Jurong Bird Park today. I wouldn't say it was damn fun or interesting because firstly, I am not very interested in birds and the weather was insanely warm.

Oh look at the cute penguins hahaha they look fake in this pic here but they're real la!!!My favourite! World of darkness :) SNOW OWL!!!! DAMN PRETTY DAMN DAMN PRETTY
This is.. I forgot what owl.. but it's damn big and wise-looking, super ugly I swear. Ugliest among all. But it was nice enough to fly around and show off its coolness. Hahaha
See? still purposely fly up there and pose for a photo. lol!
Kookaburra! Ok it eats chicks so please stop singing the kookaburra song because they're not as cute and innocent as you think LOL
:D
Parrot. I hate parrots. DAMN NOISY!!! Ugh they were so screechy and loud I wanted to box them
Feeding e parrots -.- they so don't deserve the good life!!! seriously their lives damn good here you know. SO MANY PPL WERE FEEDING THEM! They still have their showering spray at one spot ok!!!
Loner Parrot hahaha
Feeding them some nectar thingy we bought there. $3. Imagine the amount of money they earn.
Ostrich!!! see it on top of my head? Hahaha.
Question: Do ostriches bury their heads into the ground?
Answer: NO!!! You know those stupid cartoons made us have that misconception. Ostriches, when threatened, will just sit down and stretch out their necks and stay as low as possible. THATS IT. LOL NO DIGGING OF HOLES!
Baldy Bird.
This is the lost duckling. Watch the video(bottom of post)! It's damn cute!!! You know it was standing there so cute-ly for awhile then this irritating auntie came over thinking she's some snow white or something, she went to sit beside the duckling and tried to touch it. HELLO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU SNOW WHITE AH? OH MY GOODNESS STUPIDITY OR STUPIDITY? Of course, she scared the small teeeny weeeeny duckee and everyone was so pissed with her. Hahaha you know she still smiled at me?? OH MY I NEARLY PUKED. GOSH -.- SNOW WHITE WANNABE.
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Eagle!!! It tried flying away but the guy was damn steady to hold it back. It looks really heavy!
Black swan. Ok. Another auntie, this time she's indian (black attract black HAHAHA OOOOPS JUST KIDDING), thinks she's snow black white also. Stupidly go and raise her hand and try to touch it -.- guess what? the swan bit her HAHAHAHA loser!!!
This is the video of the lost duckling. It's SUPER cute. WATCH!


Alright. Another day gone. And I have not studied anything. All hail rui shan you better pray you won't retain. Yah, pray damn hard hur hur hur -.-