ruishannn

To appreciate the close friends around you is very important.

Tmr is another rushing day,
but I'll do just fine! ;D

thank you sister, you always make me feel like I'm not alone. :D

xiaomarc is my secretbox. Muahhh

And here, some jokes for you to laugh it off and cheer you ppl up abit,

1.
Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

2.
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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